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Vic’s Silly Place Name Quest

One of my hobbies is visiting silly place names.  Ideally, I get a pic of a road sign.

I’ll add newer ones to the top of this page as I visit them.  This is the complete list, enjoy!

Nasty: We realised that mannequin hands slotted onto the Nasty sign quite well

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Hide your kids, Price Andrews Close

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Titty Ho(e)

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Butthole Lane

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Monsoon Poon

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Fish Fetish: Oh, okay then

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Tard: Oh no

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That time I went to Cockbridge but they’d taken down all the signs

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All Alone- 2me4irl

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Lower Swell

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Butte

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Felchville

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Boner Knob- Upsettingly there was no sign 🙁

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Bitchfield

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Balls Cross

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Bitche

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Titisee- Can confirm, kinda far away though

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Dickbuch- ALMOST

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Wangi

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Wank- There were too many good signs to pick one

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Rimsting- My hair was so so keen to be involved that day

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Fugging- Updated version of the first post

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TFW no Fugging allowed

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bitch, please- It’s a pet shop

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Wankowa

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Horni Police- Bonk

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Titz- not pictured, the police car that pulled over to make sure I didn’t flash

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Wankum

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Sissy-Boy- It was a shop for middle aged women’s clothes???

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Assebroek

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Fuckoffee

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Slag Lane

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Dirty Dicks- another one!

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Cockermouth

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Secured by CAME- Very sticky shop

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Fukcum & Gowjum

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Nice area, took about 51 photos

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Fast Fanny’s Place

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Fuku Burger

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Assmann Rooms

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Pokey Hole on Virgin Street

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The Codfather

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Barber King

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Bishops Itchington

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Gaydon

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Doublebois- Needed two of us for the pic

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Crapstone

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Cockington/Cockington Lane

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Daddyhole Road

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The OWO

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Cuntz Speyer- Good store name on this plate

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Penistone

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Lickey End- No street sign for the area, but hopefully this still amuses!

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Eggslut

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BJ, in Ukraine

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Maison Assouline- I kind of snort laughed when I saw it so I feel obligated to post it

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Bell End- It me

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Puckrup

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Heckfield

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Dirty Dicks

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feTisch cafe

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Moisty Lane

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Great Heck

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Low Cocklaw

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Minge Lane

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Dom’s Subs- Honourable mention to this shop

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Spital In The Street

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Cockburnspath

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Pity Me

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Mordor

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Phat Phuc

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Boobery- If I was better at planning, I’d have worn a low cut top

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Cock Lane- I need you all to understand just how much joy these bring me

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Sharting

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Pishill

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Lower Assendon

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Black Mesa- I was too scared to go near

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Condom, France

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Didling Church- Didling also did not have a sign itself

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On this site in 1897, nothing happened- Drove through the desert for far too long for this sign

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Balzac Coffee in Germany

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Willy-Brandt-Platz- “Willy” will never not be a funny word to me

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Sexhow Station- Unfortunately, Sexhow itself didn’t seem to have a sign

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Cuckfield

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Shitterton

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Wilsford Cum Lake

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Dyke

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Glenelg- Chosen because of the palindrome, I hear

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Moscow- Not sweary, just amusing. Also, very close to where my dad was from!

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Fingringhoe

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Assington

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Lickfold

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Plymouth Hoe- Apparently this location gets people temp bans on Facebook sometimes!

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Wetwang

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Cocking

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Just over the border from Fucking, in Germany we have Tittmoning

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Fucking

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